You are old and gray
But still have so much to say
You never waste your time
And never spend your dimes
When you say, “Hey!” you make my day
You have words of wisdom even when you’re kidding

You have three kids that are great

And BJ is your one and only date

You never act fake and never show up late

Your birthday is December 8th

You have four grand children

You love them all the same

But in all honesty we know, Laura’s your favorite

Oh, how the others much hate it!

You laugh at whatever she says

And take her to breakfast whenever she begs

You make her have a big head with all the nice things you said

You love everyone the most

But you love to golf and that’s no Joke.

Luckily you don’t smoke because

You already choke on your egg yolks

You always stare but never really swear

So I guess that’s fair

You ride your bike to get the mail

Oh God! I love your hair

Even though it’s bare

But I wouldn’t even dare to care

You’re the best grandpa in the world

I will love you always

Someday I will hand big pictures of you in my hallway

You are old and gray

But you’re here to stay

And don’t say anything negative about my poem

Love,

Rachel I mean

Carol I mean

Linda I mean

Grant I mean

LAURA!!!